Are you finding your skin start to sallow under the ever present gaze of the sun which bounces from the moon in summer nights?
Are you tired of embarrassing yourself in front of your victims and peers with that awful lunar tan?
Try Moon-screen today!
The only way to turn your un-dead frown upside down this lunar cycle!
*Do not use in the day. This product is intended only for moonlight and is not strong enough to protect you from the bare sun, and you will spontaneously combust in the light of God. Side effects include Gongol's nose, Feekere'd Tongle and a wonderful complexion.
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