Melissa is so cool! (Magnus Archives Mentioned?!)

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Last night, a strange green glow was seen emanating from under the door of room 401.

Strange sounds where heard; some the high pitched whirring of computers, others long drawn out and droning.

This was followed by the disappearance of three archivists, all of whom, for reasons unknown, seem to have had all traces of their past existences wiped from all records. For all intents and purposes they have never drawn a breath on this earth.

We wouldn't even know of their existence if it where not for these photographs, embedded within the code which ran relentlessly through a sea of monitors.

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the gang :)

The gigs up it was all Melissa! She made this really awesome set with a bunch of assets she made herself, she also made the coolest mask in the existence of the entire universe because of course she did! it looks really great :)) here's some of the photography she took of me being an eye beast/ gremlin --->

The moral of this post is that Melissa Amalir is the coolest cat in town, thank you and goodnight x

My Wild Night Out!

MY WILD NIGHT OUT!!

(aka what your 20's are all about)

Not to brag or anything but this social butterfly has just sprouted a second set of wings! Only gone and made another bloody connection on the way back from the ol' 9-5!

Me and my new mate! 

Bit of an odd egg! but she's a GEM! 🔷

We talked for hours and hours! At least... we must've? I don't know I don't have many memories from the night, I must've gotten absolutely blasted, LOL

Anyways here are some of the piccies from my little moonlit rendevouz, ROCK ON WEIRD LADY!

(Ben took the pictures he's an absolute ledge! Haven't heard from you in yonks m8 get back to my messiagios!)

Appreciation Post to my Mothers Excellent Automobile

Hello Car-heads and welcome to this edition of cool cars! Today We're taking a ride to Linda Beresford street, capital of coolsville. Now, Lets take a look at this cool cat...

Wait- Is that a 💪Nissan Cube?! No... this can't be, hang on... those interiors.... are they- NO

VELVET LINED INTERIORS, A SHAG CARPET AND A MIDDLE CUP HOLDER PLANT SHELF?????

This is one WILD RIDE!

But wait, what kind of tunes does this kitten spit?

ONLY AND I MEAN VERY LITERALLY ONLY A JAPANESE INSTRUMENTAL COVER OF AN AVRIL LAVIGNE SONG??? THAT IS THE ONLY SONG DOWNLOADED ONTO THE CAR AND IT DOESN'T LET YOU PLAY ANYTHING ELSE??!

You don't see a ride like the anymore folks, this ones a real diamond!

come back next decade for the next edition of car time! Erin OUT.

NYEEEEWWWWWWW

Clowning around!

 I have recently performed an excellent escapade of a jaunty nature with my friends. You will be I am sure astonished to find that it is of the silly, if not goofy variety. Clown night was a strictly professional affair, as the images attached I'm sure will clearly notate. 

CLOWN GRID

One of the most imperative parts of clown-hood is to paint ones face onto an egg; which for a set of professionals such as ourselves proved but to be no challenge at all.

Also this is a poem written from the perspective of my clown, it has some tidbits that you can put together which hint at why she is so sad (It has to do with a simple mistake that had grave consequences).

A Clown's Folly.

To swing oneself 'pon a melodies' trapeze,

Its truly imperative to know to please not sneeze,

As well as stretch and tuck ones toes,

Before from ribbon to ribbon those toes goes,

Flying left and flying right in flight

To an evil-dooers true and light delight to the night!

So now you know how that tale would and always goes

I implore you lady do tuck in those toes!

Making a splash

Hello Miss defunct blog! Long time no speak :), We have started a new module at uni that has been about how to dip your toes in The Industry TM and it has been to use the lightest of terms absolutely petrifying! You'll be glad many conversations about figs and Sylvia Plath and the salesmen of chairs made out of chicken have been thoroughly had. 

In the meantime, I've been a makin' some stickers! I'm pretty happy with how the designs have turned out, and in actual printed out and cut around form they make a pretty ol' bunch. I'm going to try and sell them at the uni shop and see what sells, I think I'll make a glossy print or two of some of the stuff I've already made... and after that there is a secret THIRD (!) thing that is in the works (top secret busyness business).

Anyways here's some of the pngs I got goin awn

A secret about me is that I for some reason refuse to use a digital pen so I made all of these with my finger on a touchscreen because I am unable to be chill for even the smallest of milliseconds <3

Hopefully one day I can make a little splish splash in the art world! Who knows :)